Theek likha tha meray haath ki lakeeron mein

Socha tha ik zakhm hai bhar jayega
kya khabar thi rag-o-jan mein utar jayega

Theek likha tha meray haath ki lakeeron mein
Tu agar piyar karega to bikhar jayega.

World Favorite Comedy Shayari Collection

Naa ye CHEMISTRY hoti, na me STUDENT hota Na wo LAB hoti, na wo LOVE ACCIDENT hota

Tabhi PRACTICAL ke waqt nazar aayi ek ladki khubsurat is naak uski TEST TUBE jaisi

Uski baaton me GLUCOSE ki mithas thi ETHYL ALCOHOL is thandi uski saans thi

Andhere me wo RADIUM ki tarah chamakti thi jab aankh mili to REACTION hua, love ka PRODUCTION hua!

Fir to lagne lage uske ghar ke chakkar aise, NUCLEUS ke charo aur ELECTRON jaise

Jis din TEST ka PERFECTION tha us din uske pitaji se hamara INTRODUCTION tha

Mano IGNITION TUBE se SODIUM ke piece nikal pade wo bole hosh me aao, pehchano apni aukat IRON kabhi mil nahi sakta GOLD ke saath!

Is tarah tod diya unhone hamare armano ka BEAKER hum chup hi reh gaye BENJALDEHYDE ka ghoont pikar.

Ab unki yado ke bina hamara kaam chalta nahi hain zindagi ho gayi AB UNSATURATED CARBON ki tarah, bekar ghumte AB hum awaara HYDROGEN ki tarah

Sapno se dil lagane ki aadat nahi rahi

Sapno se dil lagane ki aadat nahi rahi,
har waqt muskurane ki aadat nahi rahi,
ye soch ke ki koi manaane nahi aayega,
ab hume rooth jaane ki aadat nahi rahi

Rishtonki Haqiqath koi kya samjhega.
Dilon ki zaroorath koi kya samjhega,
Unki muskurahat hai toh zindagi hai Hamari,
Uss muskurahat ki keemat koi kya samjhega.

Wo ankhon me ashq liye baite hai,
Hum bhi unki pyar me pagal huye baite hai,
Hum toh jaan dene ko bhi tayyar hai,
Magar woh hamari jaan bankar baite hai.

Har Subhah Teri Muskarati Rahe,
Har Shyam teri Gungunati Rahe,
DOST tu Jise se bhi Mile,
Her Milane walo Ko Teri Yaad Aati Rahe..

Zindagi Mein Kuch Lamhein Khaas Ban Gaye,
Mile To Mulakat Ban Gaye,
Bichhre To Yaad Ban Gaye,
Aur Jo Dil Se Na Gaye,Wo AAP Ban Gaye.

Aap khubsurat hain itne,
ke har shakhs ki zuban par aap hi ka tarana hai,
hum nacheez to kahan kisi ke kaabil,
aur aapka to khuda bhi diwana hai.

Is DiL Mein Aa Saka Na Koi,
Is DiL Ko Chura Saka Na Koi,
Kasoor Is Mein Kisi Ka Nahi,
Aap Jaisi Jagah DiL Mein Bana Saka Na Koi..

Zindagi Mein Kuch Lamhein Khaas Ban Gaye,
Mile To Mulakat Ban Gaye,
Bichhre To Yaad Ban Gaye,
Aur Jo Dil Se Na Gaye,Wo AAP Ban Gaye.

Aap khubsurat hain itne,
ke har shakhs ki zuban par aap hi ka tarana hai,
hum nacheez to kahan kisi ke kaabil,
aur aapka to khuda bhi diwana hai.

Is DiL Mein Aa Saka Na Koi,
Is DiL Ko Chura Saka Na Koi,
Kasoor Is Mein Kisi Ka Nahi,
Aap Jaisi Jagah DiL Mein Bana Saka Na Koi..